How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)