Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table