Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !