How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.