How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.