How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !