How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Who won the race?

Society.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !