How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.