What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.