What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between U and I?

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run