What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww