What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running