What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!