What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.