What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

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What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?