What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.