What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.