What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !