What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

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What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !