How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served