How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant?

Fetus Abortus!

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.