How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served