How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.