How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served