A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
A Labracadabrador
Fetus Abortus!
Ted can swim away from an accident.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
It was leave your keys at the door.
Drill drill drill.
Limbitless
Time served
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.