Possibility Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.