What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.