What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.