What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice