What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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On rye on rye on rye.

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It's a fugazi.

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What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country?

M'Laysia

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Because they are Thai fighters.

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What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What's for dinner Dad?

What's for dinner Dad? Is it any good?

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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Uncle Ben's