What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

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Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.