What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.