What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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All right all right all right.

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All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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put a steering wheel in front of them

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Rice