What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's