What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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because it's their sen-pais

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Because he's .

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What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

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Made in Va-China.

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No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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RICE-IS