What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)