What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.