What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)