What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?

Amoxicillin

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.