What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.