Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Why don't you want me to get well now
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Because it's Boxing Day!
Life outside of prison.
Pork and beans
Liberace
A major difference.
USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."
For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.