What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.