Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.