Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.