Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !