Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.