Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded