Crazy Guy Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ?

Skin-diving !

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Cellophane Jokes More Cellophane Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Steve Bannon Jokes More Steve Bannon Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!