Crazy Guy Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Steve Bannon Jokes More Steve Bannon Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Cellophane Jokes More Cellophane Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea