Crazy Guy Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Steve Bannon Jokes More Steve Bannon Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..