Crazy Guy Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Cellophane Jokes More Cellophane Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!