He seems alt-right!
Because mites make rights, not lefts.
They had no rights.
They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
A bit neurotic.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):