Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb