Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.