How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep