How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.