How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.