How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.