What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!