What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.