How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook