How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.