How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...