How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...