A Klondike.
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Tommy Tookalook
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Tukaluk
Two. Obviously.
They got new fur coats.
Itookalook
It was counter-inuitive.
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
Because it was too cold out tide.
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Because he was cold and calculating.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
Inuit-endo
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
The Igloominati.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Igloos it together.
Igloos it back together.
Whodinuit
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this
An iglooser
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
They both like a tight seal.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
Icy dead people!
Icy dead people.
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
A wiggle wyrm.
oink
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
The electoral college in 2016.
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
IC (icy) .
Igloo
Many are cold, but few are frozen.