A Klondike.
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Tommy Tookalook
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Tukaluk
Two. Obviously.
They got new fur coats.
Itookalook
It was counter-inuitive.
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
Because it was too cold out tide.
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Because he was cold and calculating.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
Inuit-endo
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
The Igloominati.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Igloos it together.
Igloos it back together.
Whodinuit
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this
An iglooser
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
They both like a tight seal.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
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both of them
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
Your moms place of employment
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Icy dead people.
IC (icy) .
Klondykes
A Klondyke bar.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
A homeboyeur.