Eskimo Jokes

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.