Eskimo Jokes

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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Tommy Tookalook

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Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

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What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids