Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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Easter Basket Jokes More Easter Basket Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli