Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.