Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do you call a guy who is in color guard?

A flaggot

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Team Rocket Jokes More Team Rocket Jokes

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!