What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

Rust Jokes More Rust Jokes

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot