What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants