What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Rust Jokes More Rust Jokes

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants