What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.