What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.