Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.