Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.