Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.