Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.