Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.