Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day