Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.