Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus