Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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4 if you have a dog.

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer