Stray Cat Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

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A sense of humor.

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them