How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

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How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.