How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.