Put it in the back yard.
Shoot him again.
A: A fence.
A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Unamaize
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.