What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down