What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies