What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.