What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap