What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.