What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.