What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.