What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.