What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide