What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.