What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.