What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.