What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!