What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!