What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide