Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?