Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Cross country
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
Because they make it here.