What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.