What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.