What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....