What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.