Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Medical License Jokes More Medical License Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.