Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.