Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Prisons are indoors.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.