His medical license was doctored.
Prisons are indoors.
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
God knows he's not a surgeon.