Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.