What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Who so thelioma?

Mesothelioma