How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season