How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.