How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!