What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.