What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What food describes most men?

Jerky.