What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!