What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes