What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.