What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids