What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.