What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)