What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four!

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.