Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.