Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!