What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long