Your mum doesn't starlings.
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
About ten minutes.
Abandonment.
They both swallow seamen.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
