Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.