Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!