Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na