Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)