Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale