Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.