Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)