What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist