What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve