What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.