What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist