What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist