What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist