What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.