What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist