What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.