What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.