What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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What's a mouse's favourite record ?

Please cheese me !

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray