What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.