What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.