How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.