How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.