Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope